xX23654XxFeatured By OwnerMay 10, 2013Hobbyist General Artist
Have a nice time reading this: Scout: Incoming! Enemy missile coming in at 100 kilometers per second! General: What?! Is it nuclear?! Scout: No, sir... is looks like a... winged horse... General: Winged horse? Are you tired or something? Scout: No sir, look for yourself *Hands binoculars* General: My God! It's coming in fast! Brace for impact! *Ka-boom* Later... Celestia: Now, Ms. Hooves, what did you do that caused such a large crater? Derpy: Pinkie shot me out of her cannon, and I just don't know what went wrong!
PaperSkysFeatured By OwnerJan 26, 2013Hobbyist Digital Artist
>derpy destroyes everything she gets near >construct derpy cannon >experimental weapons test on Canada >within two days, Canada is in ruins >recieve surrender treaties written on ham. >ignore and wipe Canadia of map >within two weeks, Derpy battle cruisers have been released world wide >casualties everywhere >only the dead know peace from such rustling >28 days later >President has no choice >order 676 Muffin is executed >world stops in awe >shadow covers the earth >as from the ground, the government's greatest secret ascends >Low Orbital Derpy Cannon >a flash of light >world destruction >be many years later, Middle of December >searching the rubble for survivors >have to hurry, before snow storm starts up again >i hear voices for help from below >i'm ripping away at the derbis >no easy task to clear the ground >plant our tiny seeds >with proper care and sunshine >everyone it feeds WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UP