me: well hello smarty.... smart .... urr Smarty pants: Hmph umm hello my name is smarty pants weirdo. Me: shush i am trying to figure out your name smarty... smarty.... smarty... urrrr Smarty pants: FOR DAMN PEAT SAKE WOMAN!!!! MY NAME IS SMARTY PANTSE!!!!! me: oh thats right i got it... Smarty pants: finaly.... me: your name is Smarty dude smarty pante: FOR LOVE OF... **** YOU me: O_O'
I imagine Twilight as a filly, laying in bed with her eyes closed and a single tear running donw her cheek, squeezing her doll tightly, and whispering "You're my best friend, Smartypants. I don't need anyone but you..."