: Okay, no comments from anypony about my hat. It's not mine. It belongs to my Granny Dash . You're required to wear an appropriate hat for the royal teatime and Gran let me borrow hers. And this ain't tea. It's, uh... Manehattan Cappuccino. Yeah. And I like to drink big cups of it. Only the awesomest for me.... derp...
: (giggles) No, silly! That's Chamomile Peppermint Tea! The Princess' favorite! And you just took a big gulp of it!
Hasbro Studios in Los Angeles and Hasbro corporate in Pawtucket, Rhode Island apparently have very different opinions on depicting Rainbow Dash. Poor kid.
Me: Rainbow have a snickers * hands RD a Snickers* Rainbow Dash: Why? Me: You get all G3 on us when your hungry *RD eats the snickers* Me: Better? Rainbow Dash: Better! now let's go break some speed records! Awww Yeah!
Pssst. JJ. I think someone may have stolen dash from this picture. I'm not entirely sure though. I believe she also stole Soarin from another of your works. Again, I'm not entirely sure. Here's a link if you wanna check it out. [link]
Me: "Uh Dash are you alright?" Dash: *blushes* "Oh my gosh oh my gosh! Please don't tell anyone! I was just helping out Fluttershy baby sit Scootaloo, Sweetiebell, and Applebloom. When they asked me to join them for tee they said we should all dress nice as if we were going to a fancy tee party. I played along only because Fluttershy said she would help me out with my new trick and be my cheering section for the young flyers competition! Please don't tell any pony or my life will be RUINED!!!" *sobs a little* Me: "Ok I promise, but what's in it for me?" Dash: "Anything you want, no matter what it is!" Me: "We'll I've been meaning to ask you something...." Dash: *looks confused* "About what exactly?" Me: *very nervous look* "We'll you see the Grand Galloping Galla is coming up...and I was wondering if maybe we could...." *pauses for moment to rack up some courage* "Go together....?" Dash: "Ya sure, you can go with me and my friends." *smiles at me* Me: "Ok...but I mean...can we go as more then friends...?" Dash turns away to think well blushing at the same time. Dash: "As mush as I would want to I can't. The reason why is because there is some pony else I have my eye on." Dash looks at Fluttershy playfully. Me: "Oh ok then...I guess I'll see you there then...bye."
*Me walking through the bushes* "Hey Rainbow Dash, where did you go? You said you would be bac-" *Spots Rainbow* "Uhhhh" -------- (Rainbow) "Oh buck" ------- (Me) "Ummm, I'm just going to back away slowly..." -------- (Rainbow) "OH NO YOU DON'T!" ---------- (Me) "OH SHI- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" *Gets bucked in the back and starts being dragged along the dirt*
Metal:......I promise not to tell if you promise not to tell about... that moment we had...... Rainbow: Deal. Besides, I wouldn't talk about...that moment...anyway. We ARE married, right? Metal: Right... please, just don't mention it.