First, the internet was filled with cats. These cats were majestic and wonderful creatures, who's one purpose was to be used for other's amusement. Some thought that they were the cutest thing in the world, and thought they could last forever. But they didn't. A new, much stronger force took over, deemed Nyan Cat.
Nyan cat survived for a very long period of time, wooing everyone who gazed upon it with it's obnoxiousness. As it floated around space, it too did not know that there was an even stronger force. This force was so amazing that no one was able to withstand it. It was MLP - Friendship is Magic.
Now we have been stolen forever, by a power not even the gods could vanquish.